1 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:16,307 The master's shirts must be washed separately. 2 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:19,561 No more than three pieces of clothing should go in the drum. 3 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:23,940 Turn the knob all the way to "delicate." 4 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:27,444 Put a quarter of a cap of laundry soap 5 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,904 in the container with a little dispenser. 6 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:33,783 But which dispenser, Celsa, my dear? 7 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,201 There are three! 8 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,996 I'll put some in all of them, just in case. 9 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:43,084 Next, press the "start" button. 10 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,377 Start... 11 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:47,881 That's it! 12 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,467 Great! 13 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,305 NOTHING 14 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,389 Nada. 15 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,901 Episode two. 16 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,404 To row in milk caramel. 17 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:14,407 Remar en dulce de leche. 18 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:21,081 To put your energy into solving a problem that requires a great deal of effort. 19 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:27,045 The citizens of Buenos Aires are called "porteños." 20 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,090 It's almost impossible to define a porteño. 21 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:34,928 They can be warm and friendly, or real sons of bitches. 22 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:39,099 You can drop dead on the sidewalk and have everybody walk by, 23 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:42,393 or they can be the noblest people on the planet. 24 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:47,148 You can start dating a giant teddy bear and no one will judge you. 25 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:51,945 You can live 40 years in the same place and have no idea who your neighbor is. 26 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,948 You can be the happiest person on the planet, 27 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,867 or you can feel like the loneliest person in the world, 28 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:01,663 saddened because the person who took care of you all your life 29 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:05,542 has just died, leaving you completely helpless. 30 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,711 Reminds me of New York. 31 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,882 Grandpa, check our sales. 32 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:14,634 Buy one, get one free in nougats, 33 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:18,138 buy two, get one free in batteries or bandages. 34 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,975 Do not try to sell me any useless things, please. 35 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,560 Give me some bags? 36 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,311 We don't give away bags anymore. 37 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,980 Why? Why can't I get some? 38 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,441 Non-biodegradable bags are prohibited by law. 39 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,485 And how will I carry all of this? 40 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,821 We've got delivery service, how about it? 41 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,115 I see no other option, 42 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,784 unless the products levitate and follow me home. 43 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,828 Delivery service, yes or no? 44 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,122 - Yes, my dear. - Perfect. 45 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:50,628 The total is 38,718 and 10 cents. 46 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,172 Do you have a point card? 47 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,757 I don't know. You tell me. Do I? 48 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,180 No, you don't. 49 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,808 Will it be credit card, debit card, or cash? 50 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,101 Credit. 51 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,519 - Okay. - This one. 52 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,608 Who is Celsa Beatriz Chamorro? 53 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,110 My housekeeper, may she rest in peace. 54 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,906 I'm sorry, but the card has to be under your name. 55 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,409 Let's see. Okay, this is the one, then. 56 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,247 Insufficient funds. 57 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,957 Cash? No, right? 58 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,751 No. I don't have any. 59 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,669 Of course. Debit? 60 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:33,671 Debit! Yes. Yes! 61 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,423 - Okay. - Here. 62 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,178 Here you go. 63 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,388 What do I do with this? 64 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,390 - The pin. - Pin? 65 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,726 - Yes. - I'll never leave this place! 66 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:49,437 - Ma'am... - I don't have all day, you know? 67 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:52,398 The pin, four digits, don't you remember them? 68 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,776 It's not that I don't remember. I don't know. 69 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,237 My housekeeper used to take care of this. 70 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,363 If he can't pay, next person. 71 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,698 You're holding up the line, Grandpa. 72 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:02,325 Don't you have a digital wallet? 73 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,578 No, all I have is this analog wallet. 74 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:09,040 Well, if you have the Abonapp app in your cellphone, 75 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,334 you can scan the QR code and then pay. 76 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,796 I have no cellphone, no apps, nothing. 77 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:18,466 Let's do this. You go to the ATM, withdraw the cash, 78 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,301 we'll keep your stuff and wait for you. 79 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:23,972 - Alright, Grandpa? - Calling me "grandpa" again! 80 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,182 - Record him. - I do have a daughter, 81 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:29,185 and she had children with a jerk, 82 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,646 so I do have grandchildren. 83 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:35,024 - But I'm not your grandpa. - I need to ask you to calm down. 84 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,902 I am calm, and I'm not talking to you. 85 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,321 So, move along, please, move along. 86 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,699 And you, stop talking to me like I'm stupid. 87 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,575 I'm an older man, nothing more. 88 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,286 Don't you touch me! 89 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,913 How rushed can you be? 90 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,957 What the hell is wrong with you? 91 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,168 I've spent my whole life delegating these things 92 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:57,964 to a woman who had the terrible idea of dying! 93 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,883 And you, grumpy, stop complaining. 94 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,511 Pregnancy does not mean impunity. 95 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,805 Here's my proposal, my dear. 96 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,558 You can stuff all of this you know where, 97 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,436 and I'll never come back here! 98 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:13,813 - Thanks for everything. - You're welcome. 99 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:14,814 Ah! 100 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:21,863 Attention! 101 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:26,492 And you, grumpy, stop complaining. 102 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,786 Pregnancy does not mean impunity. 103 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,955 Here's my proposal. 104 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,832 You can stuff all of this... 105 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,877 Stop this. How do you turn it off? 106 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,462 - Let's see. - I'll never come... 107 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,339 Thanks for everything. 108 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,174 Who sent you this? 109 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:43,843 Everyone. 110 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,428 It seems like it's gone viral. 111 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,638 So, I must learn through the Internet 112 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:50,099 that you're in the middle of a mental breakdown? 113 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,809 Why didn't you call me? 114 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,686 I'm perfectly fine. 115 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:57,106 I thought things would get complicated without Celsa, 116 00:05:57,106 --> 00:06:00,151 but, luckily, I've found this. 117 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,444 Let me see. What's that? 118 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,904 Celsa, always the good manager, 119 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,948 kept taking notes during 40 years 120 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:08,242 of all that is needed to keep this house 121 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,994 exactly as I like it. 122 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:14,207 From the fragrance I want in the clothes that have just been ironed, 123 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,210 to the best month to get artichokes. 124 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,587 Everything, everything, everything, everything. 125 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,549 She was so thorough! I never knew she did this. 126 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:24,801 Give me that. 127 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:25,885 Look at it. 128 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,100 "Lay the flat sheet upside down and fold the upper end 129 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:36,646 over the blanket approximately 40 centimeters 130 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:40,566 so the design pattern is visible, as the master likes it." 131 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,028 "Don't put too many pillows. 132 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,114 The master doesn't like to remove them." 133 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,242 The Caprice bible. 134 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,452 Even so, what a shitty handwriting. 135 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:54,163 I'm still trying to figure everything out, 136 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:57,250 but it's the first time in 40 years 137 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,795 that I don't have these vigilant eyes behind after me, 138 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:05,550 her municipal clerk plastered-on smile watching me all day long. 139 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,301 I'm free! 140 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:11,472 I can walk around butt-naked if I want to. I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. 141 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:14,767 In a nutshell, I can be happy! 142 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,769 Let's do something. 143 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,479 Let's go get lunch. 144 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:21,315 - You can clear your mind... - Let's do it. 145 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:22,733 But you change first. 146 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:39,876 Okay, hold this. 147 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,627 - What? - I'll do the buttons, wait. 148 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,011 There you go. 149 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,739 Finish dressing up and let's go. 150 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:21,501 Tell me why it's not a good idea to get back together. 151 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,835 We've got lots of affection. 152 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,295 We know each other well, 153 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,173 we have 70% of the work already done. 154 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,716 You know what? 155 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,927 You're feeling lonely and overwhelmed, 156 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,970 and you're mistaking that for love. 157 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,848 What you need is not a girlfriend, 158 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,059 and much less me as your girlfriend. 159 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:41,437 What you need is someone to make your bed. 160 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:45,900 You need a new housekeeper who will help you get back on your feet. 161 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,984 Forget it. 162 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:51,864 My housekeeper's cousin just arrived from Paraguay and is looking for work. 163 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,991 Give her a try. See what happens. 164 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:57,662 I'm telling you no. Celsa is irreplaceable. 165 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,121 Excuse me. 166 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,124 The happy cows cheese platter. 167 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,209 I hope you like it. 168 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,294 - Thanks, darling. - Excuse me! 169 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,379 May I ask you a question? 170 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,256 - Manuel... - Tell me. 171 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,217 You've got two cheese platter options in the menu. 172 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,843 What is the difference? 173 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,137 Well, we have the house cheese platter, 174 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,306 which is 3500 pesos, 175 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,600 and also the happy cows cheese platter, 176 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,269 which is the one you've chosen, 177 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,437 that has a slightly higher cost, at 7000 pesos. 178 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:27,650 Both options let you taste a selection of cheeses 179 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,819 like Morbier, Gouland, 180 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,320 Reblochon, 181 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,240 but the difference is that the house platter 182 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,449 has dairy farm cheese, 183 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,410 while happy cows' cheeses 184 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,870 have a completely different production system. 185 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:43,666 Can you explain the concept of a "happy cow" to me? 186 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,293 Don't answer, dear. 187 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,796 They are cows that die happy, sir. 188 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,966 But you don't have to kill the cow to make cheese. 189 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:55,595 Yes, you do! For example, the Burrata. 190 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:59,223 They hang the cow, and while she agonizes, they collect the whey. 191 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:02,602 But you can't milk a dead cow! 192 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,104 No. She is milked before dying. 193 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,274 So why would they kill her afterward? 194 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,900 Just out of spite? 195 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,195 What you're saying makes no sense, girl. 196 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,990 Cows are the most mistreated animal on farms. 197 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,950 They take their newborns away. 198 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,411 Their horns are removed with an electric device 199 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,539 which causes extreme pain. They are artificially inseminated 200 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,583 - every two months. - Enough about cows. 201 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,169 And the happy cows? How are they milked? 202 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,255 Does the cow come by herself and says, 203 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:35,176 "Drink up, Jorge! Try this milk! This is on the house!" 204 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,636 C'mon, don't mess with her. 205 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,013 Happy cows are free to roam the fields, 206 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,141 eat natural food, nurture their breed... 207 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,436 And embrace death for the cause? Is it? 208 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,730 They die naturally of old age. 209 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,440 At any rate... 210 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,526 - the cheese is horrible! - Stop it, Manuel. 211 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,737 - You can go, my dear. Thank you! - Thanks. 212 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,364 She hasn't realized. 213 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,448 - Excuse me. - Yes? 214 00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,618 Just in case, you should know, that guy is Manuel Tamayo Prats. 215 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,329 He's a very well-known food critic. 216 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,748 Thanks. 217 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,842 Why don't you sell this car if you can't drive it? 218 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,514 You don't know how to cook, but you never really sold your kitchen. 219 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,767 Yes, but I don't pay taxes and insurance for my kitchen. 220 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,437 At least learn how to drive and get your license. 221 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:31,649 I can't learn anything else at this point in my life. 222 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,193 Well, at least get rid of it. 223 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:37,154 I have a very smart Armenian friend 224 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,741 who is now working in used high-class car sales. 225 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,662 Tito Barsamián. I'll give you his number later. 226 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:51,252 Mister Manuel hates pots and pans being kept in the oven. 227 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,587 It grinds his gears, 228 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,965 or as he says, makes him depressed, 229 00:11:55,965 --> 00:12:00,010 seeing bath soap bars turn cracked or too worn from too much use... 230 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,351 Yes? 231 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,145 Mister Manuel? 232 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,313 Who is it? 233 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,649 It's Antonia. 234 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,236 I'm sorry to bother you, sir, but Mrs. Graciela sent me. 235 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:20,114 She told me you were looking for someone to work for you. 236 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:25,077 I can't understand a thing. Can you speak slower, please? 237 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,414 Mrs. Graciela has sent me. 238 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,500 Ah! Grace! Grace sent you. 239 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,045 Yes. She told me you needed a new housekeeper. 240 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,174 Listen, I'm very sorry you came all the way here, 241 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,761 due to my friend's intrusion, as she always does what she wants 242 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,763 instead of what she is told to, 243 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,724 but I don't need anybody. 244 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,809 I'm very sorry! 245 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,604 - No, sir, but... - Goodbye! 246 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,774 For cotton shirts, adjust the ironing press 247 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,693 to 160 degrees Celsius. 248 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,696 I can't read a thing here. Let's leave it there. 249 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:04,074 Spray the garment with starch. 250 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,451 Okay, yes. 251 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:11,916 First, iron the inner side of the collar 252 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,919 and then the outer one, pressing it hard. 253 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,957 - Mister Manuel! - Yes? 254 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,835 How are you? Excuse me, I'm Antonia. 255 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,921 I don't have any clothes for donation, sorry. 256 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,091 No! I'm not here for clothes, I'm here for the job. 257 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,885 Oh! You're the girl that Grace sent. 258 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:08,055 - Yes. - Did you spend the night here? 259 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:11,851 No, no, sir! I'm staying in a pension at Constitución. 260 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,395 I bring all my stuff with me because... 261 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:18,148 they say there is a lot of theft here in Argentina. 262 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,818 But I already told you I don't need anyone. 263 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,571 But I do need to work, sir. 264 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,282 - I just need one opportunity. - You don't understand. 265 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,869 I had an irreplaceable person here. 266 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,789 Please, let me try. You'll see I am very useful. 267 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:37,751 - I swear, sir. - Do you know how to read and write? 268 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,211 Yes, of course. 269 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:43,007 Do you have any references from previous homes you've worked for? 270 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:47,094 No, because I just got here from Paraguay. 271 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,430 Okay. And what do your parents do for work? 272 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:53,183 Nothing. They passed away when I was a child. 273 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,102 I was raised by my grandmother. 274 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,812 Oh. So... 275 00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,106 Do you know how to cook? 276 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,027 I guess I do... 277 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:04,945 a little bit! 278 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,158 Listen... 279 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,410 I'm going to give you a test. 280 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,329 A test? 281 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,957 You're going to the greengrocer's. 282 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,546 Good. Nice. 283 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,089 Rotten. 284 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,843 These were in the freezer. 285 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,929 Stale. 286 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,473 Molded. 287 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,058 A disaster. 288 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,352 - Do you want me to go and change them? - No. 289 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,604 You have to watch out while buying. 290 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,315 Greengrocers are like magicians, 291 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,234 trained to give you, among the good vegetables, 292 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,862 other shitty ones they couldn't sell to anyone else. 293 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,697 What do I do with these? 294 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:52,076 But they look good. They don't have spots or anything. 295 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,036 But these are Nanicas, my dear. 296 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,290 You don't have to be a banana expert to notice. 297 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,711 You can't cook with Ecuadorian bananas. They are too sweet. 298 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:07,174 In this house, we use the Cavendish Valery variant. 299 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:10,719 At most, I'll accept the Musa variant, 300 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,930 like the ones from Colombia, is that clear? 301 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,014 Yes, sir. 302 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,351 Let's go to test number two. Follow me. Come on! 303 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,229 This exercise 304 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,399 was given by a great artist to his disciples. 305 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,025 A great friend of mine. 306 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:29,238 Now he lives alone in a ranch in Jujuy. I don't know what got into him. 307 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,657 The thing is, at first, 308 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,159 his students laughed at him, 309 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:38,956 but later they understood the great importance of this exercise. 310 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:44,086 First, you'll take out everything that's stored in this aisle. 311 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,797 Everything. Don't leave anything behind. 312 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,134 Then, clean all the shelves thoroughly, 313 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,095 and, after that, put everything back 314 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:57,766 exactly where it was before. Understood? 315 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,643 - Yes, sir. - Great. 316 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,479 I'll leave you to it now and come back in half an hour. 317 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,025 Time... and memory! 318 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,693 - Yes, sir. - Get to work! 319 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,511 Well, let's see. 320 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:20,140 This saffron expired two years ago. 321 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,852 I tried to put everything back, and that was right there. 322 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:27,731 Time, memory, and intelligence! 323 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,193 If something is expired, you have to throw it away. 324 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,612 - That's common sense. - I'm sorry. 325 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,489 Do you know what saffron is? 326 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,699 No, sir. What is it? 327 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,034 It's a spice. 328 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,454 Each kilo costs 5000 euros. 329 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,540 And what does it taste like? 330 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,752 Let's see... Its flavor is hard to describe. 331 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,338 Astringent and spiced, 332 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:54,842 with a bit of turmeric and dried tomato. 333 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,970 Just a little bit spicy, 334 00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:01,974 and a fragrance like... dry earth. 335 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,018 And so... do you want me to throw it away? 336 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,895 Next test! Let's go. 337 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:21,034 Who taught you how to clean windows, dear? 338 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,828 No one. 339 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:29,334 Listen. "Don't rub forcefully, and don't let the foam build up. 340 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:33,672 The movements have to be linear and not circular." 341 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,175 What did you put in the mixture? 342 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,302 Glass cleaning fluid, sir. 343 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,678 Nothing else? 344 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,471 No. Is it wrong? 345 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,892 "Windows should be cleaned with water and a bit of shampoo. 346 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,603 No bleach, grease cleaner, or alcohol. 347 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:51,690 In winter, to prevent fogging, a final rub must be done 348 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,860 with water and glycerin, drying it with a suede cloth." 349 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:59,114 I didn't know, sir, I'm sorry. 350 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:03,869 I gather there's a lot you don't know. Go on. 351 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,293 She's a disaster, the Paraguayan you sent. 352 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,836 {\an8}Don't call her that. 353 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,923 But she's Paraguayan! What do you want me to say? 354 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,175 "Person with a Paraguayan condition?"? 355 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:22,054 Give her an opportunity. You have impossible standards. 356 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,224 Celsa had 40 years to learn all of your pet peeves. 357 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,477 Yes, but I don't have another 40 years to teach her. 358 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,437 I'm very sorry, 359 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,358 and I'll hang up now because I've got a lot to do. Goodbye! 360 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:45,619 Antonia. 361 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,121 Yes, sir? 362 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,541 Tell me how much I owe you for the day. 363 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:55,087 No. How can I charge you if it was just a test? 364 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,089 Please, I insist. 365 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,800 Did I pass? 366 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,011 Well, I see you're not very intuitive. 367 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,931 No, naturally, you did not pass. 368 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,393 This is not a judgment on you as a person. 369 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,895 But, sir, I can learn. 370 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,940 You tell me how to do it, and I'll do it. 371 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:19,403 I can even memorize those notebooks you have. 372 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,654 No. 373 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,240 I need to work, sir. 374 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,534 I have a daughter who stayed in Paraguay. 375 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,536 She's 5 years old. 376 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,705 She stayed with my grandma in Guarambaré. 377 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,873 She's there while I can... 378 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,585 save up some money and bring her to live here with me. 379 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,587 Please, sir. 380 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,302 Let's do this. 381 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,887 I'll give you one last test. 382 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:50,100 But you can't work here if you can't do this! 383 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,269 What is it? 384 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,272 Do you know how to drive, or not? 385 00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,734 Yes, I do, but I don't have a license. 386 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,570 That makes two of us. Let's go. 387 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,531 - Where? - It's irrelevant. 388 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,450 Open up. 389 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,995 There you go. 390 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:12,998 Let's go. 391 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,594 Are you sure you know how to drive, girl? 392 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:26,720 Yes, yes! 393 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,556 The thing is, there aren't so many cars in my hometown. 394 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,725 Move, you cunt! 395 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,144 What's your problem, dick face?! 396 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,313 Get out of the way, asshole! 397 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,231 Relax! Relax, dear! 398 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,526 Don't worry about them. Pay attention. Look ahead. That's it. 399 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,820 Where to now? 400 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,614 Left. To the left now! 401 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,788 Fuck my life. 402 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,916 Quiet, I'll do the talking. Open the window. 403 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,710 - Open it. - Good afternoon. 404 00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,795 Good afternoon! 405 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,838 Car ID, license, and insurance, please. 406 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:03,757 Two out of three, perfect. 407 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,759 - Two out of three, you say? - Yes. 408 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,011 Car ID and insurance. 409 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,764 Two out of three. It's not that bad. 410 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,641 You don't have a license? 411 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,018 No, she doesn't have one. Me neither. 412 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,812 The truth above all else. 413 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,106 - Listen, sir... - No need to thank me. 414 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:23,568 I could lie and tell you we were in an emergency, 415 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:26,196 or worse, try to bribe you. 416 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,114 Sir... 417 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:30,158 Or even call some of my friends who work for the government 418 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,577 who would settle this issue in a minute, 419 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:37,374 but I prefer to be honest, because I respect your work. 420 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,919 What do you say? Can we go? 421 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,550 Sir, are we far? 422 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,136 - Just follow me. - Alright. 423 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,973 Son of a bitch! 424 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,645 You can stay here tonight. 425 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:02,149 I'm not eating anything. But if you are hungry, 426 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,901 you can fix yourself something to eat. 427 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:08,238 Tomorrow I'll pay for your day's work, and you can go. 428 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:11,116 - But, sir, please! - No, that's it, my dear. 429 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,369 I know you tried hard, but it didn't work out. 430 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,746 No need to go over this again. 431 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,915 You will find something soon. 432 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,467 When you do poorly on a job after two tests, 433 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:32,596 it means you're not qualified for that particular position. 434 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:36,892 Now when you do very, very poorly, there may be hope. 435 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,820 I mean, the extremes touch each other, 436 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:52,240 and something that is so bad can turn around and become good. 437 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,578 But my friend Manuel, 438 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,915 who is a mountain of dogmas, would never understand this. 439 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,751 In that, we are very different. 440 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:14,471 In fact, perhaps my friend and I do not have so many things in common. 441 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,182 In the first place, 442 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:20,936 we don't live in the same country and we don't speak the same language. 443 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,905 But there are two things that unite us. 444 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:37,369 Being two old, slightly mean bastards, 445 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,663 and the pleasure of good food. 446 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:57,556 Hmm!